The Day After: Vancouver/Portland Edition

1. Adversity, you are owned

imageThey were on the road against a Casacadian rival that hadn’t lost at home in ages. They were struggling to find their game. Their designated player from Argentina couldn’t string together a pass. They fell behind twice. The referee seemed like a twelfth opponent. They went down a man just at the moment when a dramatic comeback would have been in order. The lineup was scrambled with players out of position and an end to the unbeaten run looking eminent. And then, like has been the case on more than one occasion this season, the Portland Timbers overcame the adversity and got a result when a result wasn’t expected. It wasn’t a beautiful performance on Saturday against Vancouver but it was a beautiful result. It was a draw that felt like a victory for the Timbers and a defeat for the Whitecaps. It was another sign that the 2013 Timbers are a tough bunch. Continue reading

From Uncertainty to Unreal

Franchise's lowest point: Chainsaw the Monkey

Franchise’s lowest point: Chainsaw the Monkey

Even if the image of one of their club’s players shoving a ball boy is fresh in your mind and even if you have always considered their club a weak link in MLS, you still should feel some sympathy for the Union Ultras. The group that loyally supports Chivas USA, and that has done so through years of misery, woke up this morning with uncertainty about whether or not their club would remain in their city much longer. It is an awful feeling.

It is an unimaginable feeling in our city. Ours is a city that saw 11,000 people show up on a damp Thursday evening in May to watch a pair of women’s teams play. It is unimaginable to think about losing your team in a city that has sold out every seat since joining MLS in 2011. It is hard to imagine when there is a waiting list for season tickets that is larger than the amount of actual season tickets sold in some MLS cities. It is impossible to imagine the uncertainty of your club’s future when you live in Soccer City USA.

Only it isn’t. Continue reading

#VanvPor Team Comparisons

The Mike Donovan looks over the numbers.

The Mike Donovan looks over the numbers.

What to expect from Saturdays match…..
Vancouver Whitecaps FC Portland Timbers
HOME AWAY
GP 5 5
W-D-L 3-2-0 1-4-0
Points 11 7
Win % 60% 20%
Draw % 40% 80%
Loss % 0% 0%
GF / GA 9 / 5 8 / 7
Goal Differential +4 +1
Avg. Combined Goals 2.80 3.00
Shutouts 1 0
Clean Sheet % 10% 0%
Failed to Score 0 0
Failed to Score % 0% 0%
OVERALL
GP 10 11
W-D-L 3-3-4 4-6-1
TP 12 18
Points Per Match
1.20 1.64
MLS Ranking 13th Overall 6th Overall
Conference Rank 7th West 2nd West
Form 1 win in last 8 matches 9 matches unbeaten
GF 12 18
GF Avg. 1.20 1.64
GA 14 12
GA Avg. 1.40 1.09
Goal Differential -2 +6
Shutouts 1 4
Failed to Score 2 1
DISCIPLINE
Fouls Per Match
11.5 12.2
Yellow Cards 10 13
Red Cards 0 0
Penalties Awarded 1 1
 Penalties Made 1 1
PK Conversion Rate 100% 100%
MATCH AVERAGES
 Shots on Target 5.00 5.27
Offside 1.80 3.54
Corner Kicks 4.70 5.72

The Day After: Portland/Chivas USA Edition

1. Business, you’ve been taken care of

Almost as sharply dressed as Chelis.

Almost as sharply dressed as Chelis.

A game plan that didn’t work, a feeble attack, and a loss of fight after falling behind on the road. Thank you, Chivas USA, for reminding us of how the Portland Timbers used to be. No more. In a game in which the Timbers were expected to come away with three points and ahead of a stretch where they don’t play a league game at home for over a month, they took care of business in convincing fashion. If getting draws on the road is part of the game plan, then getting three points at home is also a requirement. Getting three points against a team in free fall that was playing without its top keeper and with an attack that doesn’t attack was a must. Continue reading

Know thy Enemy: Chivas USA

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

Chivas USA hiring process.

Chivas USA hiring process.

Club Deportivo Chivas USA is playing its ninth year of existence with its eighth manager. Job security? We don’t need no stinking job security. The Goats’ manager of the moment is José Luis Sánchez Solá. You may call him Chelis. A colorful personality who is much beloved in his native Meixco, Chelis has added a bit of interest to a franchise that has played second fiddle to the Galaxy and second fiddle to the parent club in Mexico. Don’t get too attached, however. He’ll probably be fired by the time you finish reading this post. Continue reading