5MTKO-MLS (Final Go5)

New Logo

  WORDMARK: 5mTKO stands for 5 Minutes to Kickoff or Timbers Knockout or Go Home you Bums. SLASH: The slash with the microphone at the end gives a shout to all of our favorite soccer podcasts. The slash begins outside the lines and drives downward at a sharp angle to illustrate the trajectory of our podcast. The slash bisects…

Never misestimate the power of the blogg.

Another one, I guess

Hey ho, lookie here. We fired up the old blogg machine last week and the grammatically-challenged inside jokes surely led the boys in green and white to victory. You question that causation? Surely you must realize that Valeri’s goal celebration was not to honor his grandfather, but rather to tell the masses that you must…

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Numbers Game

. Match averages. Shots on Goal. Goals For. Goal Against. PK Goals. PK Attempted. Offside. Corner kicks. Fouls. Yellow cards. Red Cards. GP SOG GFA GAA PKG PKA Offside CK Fouls Y R Portland 4 3.75 0.75 1.50 0 0 4.00 4.00 14.0 6 2 Seattle 4 4.5 1.25 1.00 0 0 2.25 4.25 12.8…

Next stop Frisco, TX

Searching

It’s a long season. Yes, it’s early days. I would expect this Timbers side to be battling with the top teams by mid summer. Porter has stressed consistency, a thing most MLS teams struggle with. This team returns a core that buzzed together by mid-summer last season and has a few additions who have a track…